So, Italy turned out to be no better than England at the World Cup. Worse, in fact, if your criteria for judging which team is better is 'results against Costa Rica'.
As I said the other day,
nobody hates Italy, though I'm starting to refine that theory slightly on the basis of new information. Specifically:
- Rome is fucking brilliant for beer.
- Rome is fucking shit in a lot of other ways.
- There is probably nowhere in Italy where the food is bad.
- Not even Rome.
Regular readers will have picked up on the fact that I've never much liked lazy beach holidays - not for me the indignity of sprawling, sunburned, for a fortnight on a beach like some sort of floppity-haired manatee - and as such I've always thought of myself as more of a short city break-type person.
But, having just returned from the Italian capital, I've realised that I don't much like them either.
Allow me to explain.